Easter Egg Hunting 101

STEP 1:
Check egg collection receptacle for light leaks or holes.

STEP 2:
Put on your game face.

STEP 3:
When the Easter Bunny gives the secret signal, run like the wind.

STEP 4:
Once as far away from mommy and daddy as possible, show some love to your droves of admiring fans who came to see you (and only you) collect eggs.

STEP 5:
Pretend like you have no clue what you're doing so the nice helpers feel like they're accomplishing something.

STEP 6:
Once nice helper turns her back, hoard candy and eggs like it's the End of Days!

STEP 7:
Do not appear too greedy. Every so often place a piece of candy in another competitor's basket as to not give away your collecting awesome-ness.

STEP 8:
Once you have a satisfactory amount of loot, show off the spoils of your labor (but try not to brag about your awesome-ness too much).